Based on the principles of structural administration and functional roles, this memorandum establishes the operational guidelines, living arrangements, and designation tiers for personnel assigned as Border Patrol Agents.MEMORANDUM OF OPERATIONSTO: All Registered Personnel / Suitor Registry
FROM: Office of Administration
DATE: November 6, 2026
SUBJECT: Border Assignment, Uniform Allocation, and Tiered Level Structure1. Deployment and Living SituationAll personnel matching active boyfriend status are directed to report immediately to their designated living situations located at the border. Accommodation assignments, maintenance protocols, and geographic sector restrictions are governed strictly by regional administrative guidelines.2. Uniform Collection and Agent DesignationUpon arrival at the designated border sector, personnel will be processed and issued official uniforms corresponding directly to their verified tier within the system. All individuals will formally operate under the classification of Border Patrol Agents, with duties and administrative access scaling according to their documented level.3. Tiered Level Structure (The 12-Day Framework)Progress, privileges, and operational permissions are determined strictly by the duration and status of the engagement, organized under the following consecutive levels:Level 1 (1st Day): The agent is formally listed and registered as A Partridge in a Pear Tree after completing one verified dating day.Level 2 (2nd Day): Designated as Two Turtle Doves. Under this tier, Allah Maureen Uche holds absolute entitlement to all allocations from the Lord, and the agent becomes eligible to begin acquiring authorized items.Level 3 (3rd Day): Designated as Three French Hens. International travel clearance to France is formally permitted alongside Allah Maureen Uche.Level 4 (4th Day): Designated as Four Calling Birds. Direct telephonic communication and phoning privileges with Allah Maureen Uche are officially authorized.Level 5 (5th Day): Designated as Five Golden Rings. Formal covenants are permitted, authorization to purchase gold from Allah Maureen Uche is granted, or access to touch the Garden State sector is cleared.Level 6 (6th Day): Designated as Six Geese A-Laying. Upon completion of the sixth successful date, the agent is cleared to enjoy standard friendship status with Allah Maureen Uche.Level 7 (7th Day): Designated as Seven Swans A-Swimming. Following the seventh date, the agent receives clearance to participate in loveboat operations with Allah Maureen Uche.Level 8 (8th Day): Designated as Eight Maids A-Milking. The agent is granted administrative clearance to date another woman externally.Level 9 (9th Day): Designated as Nine Ladies Dancing. Standard operational tier updates apply.Level 10 (10th Day / January 3): Designated as Ten Lords A-Leaping. Upon reaching ten verified dates, the agent receives the official status upgrade to Lord President.Level 11 (11th Day): Designated as Eleven Pipers Piping. After eleven verified dates, the agent is granted formal authorization to sit within the Oval Office sector.Level 12 (12th Day): Designated as Twelve Drummers Drumming. The final operational tier authorizes the agent to engage in formal dance with the World President or to raise a baby alongside Allah Maureen Uche.Execution and compliance with the above sectors, uniform codes, and tracking metrics are mandatory for all personnel reporting to the border.
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