Chicago Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of Five VPs as House Help of Allah.

Lock and Keys Money (for one big Purchase. You may request for a loan for your item after one year.)

Manager of help- 365 days for $1B for 10 years.

Deputy Manager of help-as scheduled, $500M for 10years.

Working Help- as scheduled, $250M for 10years.

One World Administrator and Maryam’s Children Help 1 & 2- as scheduled for 1hr on Thanksgiving Day $1B each for 10years.

  1. Life Style– Apart from advertised Jobs ( which like Allah is 2hrs on Wednesdays), VPs must put effort to keeping Allah Clean, keeping Allah’s homes clean, cooking for Allah and scheduling themselves in such a way as to remain useful to Allah’s life style. (If you have another route let Allah know)
  2. Make Up– Unlike the Caliphate Allahs there are no $2D help for make up, so the VPs make up Allah Professionally. You may bring your own help for pedicures and manicure but not face.
  3. Cleaning– Unlike Caliphate Allahs who do not have a very low home, Allah has a very low home in Chicago that VPs have to clean, tidy etc ( with proper planning & with your presence Allah’s home will no longer be littered and the 2hrs home glow cleaning services can resume.
  4. Buzzing– For 24hrs yearly rules, you have to have lots of help and limit physical presence with buzzing and intercoms and other conversations to Skype machines even in the same home.
  5. Cooking– Unlike Caliphate Allahs Emeritus and Presidential meals, Allah does not have regular access to Presidential meals. She has never been scheduled for Emeritus meals. In lieu of the above the VPs will have to obey all state rules about cooking and make three square meals for Maureen Uche.
    • You will wash your hands
    • You will wear a catering uniform.
    • Prep food
    • Cook food
    • Serve food
    • Clean out the kitchen.
    • You may also outsource yourself out so you can have help while doing these core chores.