Chicago Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of No More than $500M/yr Office of Singing Sessions

 

Maureen Uche is Allah

لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ

  1. There is no deity but Allah. 
  2. Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) is his messenger.

 

Office of the Fool’s Gold: No More than $500M/yr Office of Singing Sessions Office Holder: (1) Man of 5hr Singing Sessions (2) Man of Male Acapella Choirs (3) Man of Instrumented Male Choirs (4) Man of Female Choir: Christian McCaffrey ChoirMistress: Olivia Culpo 24/7 Female Choir

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Office of the Fool’s Gold: No More than $500M/yr

Office of Singing Sessions

Office Holder: (1) Man of 5hr Singing Sessions

(2) Man of Male Acapella Choirs (3) Man of Instrumented Male Choirs

(4) Man of Female Choir: Christian McCaffrey

ChoirMistress: Olivia Culpo

24/7 Female Choir

$500M for $1M Emeritus Clothing & Others get $52/yr for singing and payments for  Instruments

Pay

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Needed

  1. Attend Rehearsals (Not included in Pay)

  2. Sing 5hrs every Week

  3. Wear Your Own Clothing.

  4. Drive any vehicles with the Inscription “Gibson” in and Out of the Worship Zone.

  5. Make room for Caliphate Allahs & Allah to sing with you by giving to them their Bedazzled Choir Uniforms (See Pic) and Driving them or Escorting them to and fro the Choir rehearsals and Singing Sessions.

  6. No more than three Singing Sessions/Week

  7. No more than one Paychecks of $52/yr for those who do not hold onto any other jobs with us (which is ready every Dec 31st)

$1M/Day Well tailored Clothing will be supplied to Caliphate Allahs & Allah during Worship (See Picture)

$1/Week (If you are present 5hrs of Choir/WK)- $52/yr

  1. Lead and Direct: The choir director leads and directs the choir during worship services, selecting appropriate music and managing rehearsals.

  1. Rehearsals: Conduct weekly rehearsals and ensure the choir is well-prepared for performances.

  1. Music Selection: Choose choral anthems and music that align with the church’s mission and themes.

  1. Member Management: Recruit and develop new choir members, and maintain the choir’s appearance and sound.

  1. Collaboration: Work closely with other church staff, including the pastor and music director, to enhance the choir’s performance.

  1. These roles are essential for fostering a strong musical community and delivering impactful worship experiences.

  2. Special Choir Events:

  1. Thanksgiving Choir

  2. Allah invited the Choir.

  1. Collect your pay at the end of the year.