Chicago Leadership

The Yearly Bachelor Show: The Female Khatba

Al Fajr 1-2: By the Dawn and By the Ten Nights

(An Instrument for a Single Parent)

Host R.Kelly

Tests

Presidential Requirements

Season 1

Entry

Final Roses

Demonstrating

Host in Charge

Company in Charge

Working Title

1

The Female Khutba Shows up as the Signatory to No STD, No Herpes, No HIV

Episode 1

2000 Female Khutba

1000 Female Khutba

The World is extremely infested

The Office of Robert Kelly

Fairfax CryoBank

Let’s go fishing & The Donor Profile File Begins

Episode 1 Notes: You must be clean and have a ready to show STD test result showing that you do not have any sexually transmitted disease. Health Declaration- You must be able to go through tests that declare that you are healthy and clean and that you not have any sexually transmittable diseases and declare that you have no symptoms that may be recognized as a sexually transmitted diseases such as HSV, Syphilis, herpes etc

2.

The Khutba Approves Alternative Family Readiness Test 1 & 2

Episode 2

1000 Female Khutba

500 Female Khutba

The World is extremely Biased

The Office of Robert Kelly

Martha Stewart Apprentice Show Group

BackGround Check For Alternative People/Ideas Around you

Episode 2 Notes: You must be willing to perform Natural Insemination that serves the special needs of a woman planning an alternative family whether single or partnered and regardless of sexual orientation. You must be willing to aggressively work to significantly reduce the barriers and limited support during Natural Insemination. You must be fully supportive and understanding of the intended parent’s unique needs.

3.

The Khutba approves Non-Romantic Courtship for Life Readiness Test 1, 2 & 3

Episode 3

500 Female Khutba

250 Female Khutba

The World is extremely married.

The Office of Robert Kelly

The Bachelor Franchise

The Life long Bachelor Test

Episode 3 Notes: TheBachelorette expects professionalism and know-how. A Final contract shows you are willing to serve along with other sperm donors as  the Bachelorette’s  Sperm Donor continuously for eternity. A declaration that you will never give your sperm to no other person. A declaration that you will always make yourself ready and available for sperm donation for this Bachelorette ONLY. A Declaration that you will never swap sperm nor  defraud the Bachelorette or her children in any way. A Declaration that the Bachelorette and/or her family is allowed to punish you in any way if you deviate from any of these declarations and/or if I break the explicit and/or implied terms of this contract.

4.

The Wealth of Female Khutba (Test 1,2,3 & 4)

Episode 4

250 Female Khutba

100 Female Khutba

The World is Extremely poor.

The Office of Robert Kelly

The College of Banks

The Freely Giving Test

Episode 4 Notes:  The Winner must be willing to aggressively work to significantly reduce the barriers and limited support during

Natural Insemination. A declaration that you will be fully supportive and understanding of the intended parent’s unique needs. A declaration that you are willing to receive no pay after a 10 nights natural insemination process. A declaration and an acknowledgeWoFemale Khutbat that you will take care of all your personal expenses to includes travel feeding and all other donor expenses.

5.

The Khutba Demonstrates Excellence in her Personal Hygiene Test 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5

Episode 5

100 Female Khutba

50 Female Khutba

The World is Extremely Dirty.

The Office of Robert Kelly

The Shark Tank Group

The Stability Test

Episode 5 Notes: You will be paired with a Shark to set up a personal Hygiene life Style in your home. It is important that you as Donor demonstrate personal hygiene during the insemination process and that you take care of all your personal hygiene needs for the duration of the Courtship.

6.

The Tree in a Home Test

(A baby Sitting Competition) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 & 6

Episode 6

50 Female Khutba

10 Female Khutba

The World is Extremely Jealous.

The Office of Robert Kelly

The Islamic Cleric Group

The Community Test

Episode 6 Notes: Will you do well with other Sperm Donors of the President? Can you be supportive in the community? Are you shy of the President? With the Help of the Islamic Cleric Group, the WoFemale Khutba are prepared to be good Muslims in a community which will be passed on to the President’s Child. Those who demonstrate that they can take care of other people’s Children receive a Gold ribbon for babysitting.

7.

The Khutba Presents the Man & the Family Test

Episode 7

10 Female Khutba

4 Female Khutba

The World is Extremely unfriendly

The Office of Robert Kelly

Are we there Yet (TV Series) Group

Family Stability

Episode 7 Notes: You Declare that you will cling to your family as a proof of the Declaration of No Parental Rights. You declare that you are not willing to be a parent of any of the recipient’s children and declare that you are NOT willing to meet the expectant child at any age even at the age of 18 yearsWith the help of the “Are we there Yet (TV Series), you take the recipient to your family visits to demonstrate you have your personal and stable family.

8.

The Final Rose

Episode 8

4 Female Khutba

1 Man

The World is Extremely Segregated.

The Office of Robert Kelly

The Bachelor Franchise & Two and a Half WoFemale Khutba Series Franchise

The Beach House Entry &

Formal EnrollWoFemale Khutbat in the Natural Copulation Center Bank for the 10 Nights

Episode 8 Notes: The Winner Gets the Final Rose and the Sperming opportunity with the Bachelorette. The Other three Contestants will win a Communal Home (Despite your financial Stability and life achieve Female Khutbahs). With the help of the Two and a Half WoFemale Khutba Series, You will be given a Home to help raise the child of the Final Rose.