Allah Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of Chief Tanker Duties

The Islamic goal is to make sure everyone has had the same hours of sex or dates or bed times etc.

  1. Calculate Hours of Sex: if you are coming from a marriage that has had 50,000hours of sex, you will have to wait for all other men to aquire 50,000hours before you can date the bride.
  2. Calculate Hours in Bed/ Bedroom with A woman lover or man lover- you are coming from a dating home where you were in bed with a woman or man every night or measured as 20yrs, 10years etc
  3. Calculate Hours of kissing
  4. Calculate Hours of Private time
  5. Calculate Hours of playing house
  6. Calculate night time spent with another woman/spouse

Summary

A. You will not be allowed to date if you measure high in 1-6 above.

B. Dating is for newbies- so they can acquire as many hours as you.

Summarily.