Chicago Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of Chief Tanker’s Duties-Allah Maureen Uche

Chief Tanker, Patrick Dodge

Motto: Pussy is Pussy

Men with other women Yearly (See Total since Puberty) Allah Maureen’s Men Year Completed Yearly Activity
Talked to Lover on earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Talked to Lover in the eye/heart 1820hrs/yr The Psychologist 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Sex with Lover on earth (Barack Obama and Michelle Obama) 416hrs/yr Sex with Lover on earth (President Allah Maureen Uche and Boyfriend in the Executive Suit) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Sex with Lover in the eye/heart 1820hrs/yr 90 Days Fiance 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Rooming with Lover on earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Proper Date with Lover on Earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Dating Lover (Joseph Biden and Wife with a Dog) 1820hrs/yr Dating Lover (Joseph Biden and Wife with a Boarding House Dog) 2027 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
On the bed with Lover on earth (Todd Knows Best) 1820hrs/yr On the bed with Lover on earth (Maureen and Patrick Knows Best) 2028 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
In the Spotlight Lover on earth (E.g Odom and Kloe in Singapore) 1820hrs/yr In the Spotlight Lover on earth (E.g Maureen and Patrick in Singapore) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Wedding with Lover on earth (Catherine and Williams) 1820hrs/yr Bridal Wave up to rehearsals ONLY with Lover on earth (Allah Maureen and Ofc Gibson- Bridal Wave) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Honeymoon Lover on earth (Queen Latifah and Girlfriend) 1820hrs/yr Honeymoon Lover on earth (Queen Allah Maureen and Boyfriend) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
HighProfile Dates with Lover on earth (Inauguration Ball) 1820hrs/yr HighProfile Dates with Lover on earth(President Allah Maureen and John P-White House Ball) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Number of Children with Lover on Earth (Dugals 18 and Counting) 1820hrs/yr Number of Children with Lover on Earth (Chukwudumebis 18 and Counting) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
All other activities with Lover on earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Restitution to Lover on earth e.g Touching Breast, Touching Skin, spending money on lover 1820hrs/yr Ghost Clip (movie)/Dirty Dancing Clip etc 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week

Dr. Mark Wood Financial Administrator & Assessor, Chief Tanker &
Chief Cashier

Mr. Aliff, Clinical Leadership Administrator

Dr. Mark Wood (Chief Tanker & Chief Cashier) deals with all money
issues (Disbursement, Collection, uses, after-the-date-matters etc) in
Clinical Administration up to Supervising the shark tanks. He enforces
rules about monetary matters e.g that rich men bring in their own
personal funds first before a date.
Financial Administration IssuesYou cannot be the richest man in the
world and attempt to go to a shark tank for money. You will have to
submit your bank accounts to him before the shark tank event. He
needs to know how much you have invested in Maureen Uche b/4
seeking more funds for dating!
Equity IssuesWives come in with their husbands to Dr. Wood. Wife
must sign documents that she is aware of the man’s financial
situation and they submit all kinds of funds to Dr. Wood.
Kind and Not Cash OfficeA poor man with $2 in his bank account and
has a wife with gold and a glass house, has to cough up some money
to equate what his wife has before he is allowed to date. He has a
PHD in Religion, so his goal to help you be a good muslim man and be
godly in your monetary affairs. Do not be Ananais and Sapphiras!
Muslim Doctrine PurseA rich man has spent 50 Million on his wife
and he comes to the shark tank to spend ONLY 2 Million on Maureen.
He will be grilled for more money for the Dating Purse to equate 50
Million. Those who paid their wives as first ladies, have to pay
Maureen as first lady. The PursesHe Collects Money from all Dater
(no matter how small the money is) especially from the married
daters or coupling daters. He’ll set up classes and accounts for how
you could bring in money for Maureen to better her and her
government. Restitution PurseThis is a purse for those who have
offended and held high ranking jobs yet neglected Maureen on the
streets, homeless and ashamed of not having money.
Release to see Shark TankDr. Wood gives you a document that
enables you visit the Shark Tank room.
After the Shark TankHe writes the Check for the date after the Shark
Tank event! Inheritance Purse for the three Individuals Alife
Chief Executive Inheritance Purse, Executive One Inheritance Purse
Executive Two Inheritance Purse(1) Cash Office– the Restitution
Purse, Muslim Doctrine Purse, Equity Issues Purse, the gift Purse (2)
Kind OfficeAll money left over from 1st round of dates go to Maureen
Uche’s inheritance Purse.
2nd time DaterThe Process and Cycle repeats itself. He will find out
about the following since you last dated! (1) New Earnings (2) New
Bank Statements (3) New Purse (4) New Collections for the date. (5)
New spending on Wife and Family. (6)Anything new for this date.

This department deals with all dater-s and
all dating matters
1. The Preparatory Stage- Identifying
your CM location, health, learning,
testings, levels, qualifications and
needs etc Shark tank, the Care
teams, the charting, the grooming
etc
2. The Activities Stage- involved with
the numbering system; talk to the
2-4 Men and have them sign you
into so many documents and
papers and classes. Identify the
waiting list and the non-waiting
people. Learning to use other
forms of dates eg journaling,
verbatim writing and assessments
etc Routine check ups,
3. The Date
4. After-the-Date: After Verbatim
Management etc referrals could be
made to the
lead-President-in-Charge Office,
Date Housing Manager etc
He moves people to the Many
departments for Clinical Managers.
1. Chief Executive Clinical Managers
2. Executive One Clinical Managers
3. Executive Two Clinical Managers
The Clinical Managers- have to be
identified and moved through the different
stages of his Office.
Care Cards are issued as you step into
his office and he can physically locate
you.
Date Cards after the Medical exams are
passed and no medical problems are
found. Clinical Managers work closely with
psychologists, doctors, gynecologists
(Ovulation issues and the Brook program)
Heart and Body Services
The Heart Services issues different levels
of date cards after dating classes

Rookie and Stellar Apprentice

Financial Assessor

 

 

Chief Tanker, Patrick Dodge

Motto: Pussy is Pussy

Men with other women Yearly (See Total since Puberty) Allah Maureen’s Men Year Completed Yearly Activity
Talked to Lover on earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Talked to Lover in the eye/heart 1820hrs/yr The Psychologist 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Sex with Lover on earth (Barack Obama and Michelle Obama) 416hrs/yr Sex with Lover on earth (President Allah Maureen Uche and Boyfriend in the Executive Suit) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Sex with Lover in the eye/heart 1820hrs/yr 90 Days Fiance 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Rooming with Lover on earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Proper Date with Lover on Earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Dating Lover (Joseph Biden and Wife with a Dog) 1820hrs/yr Dating Lover (Joseph Biden and Wife with a Boarding House Dog) 2027 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
On the bed with Lover on earth (Todd Knows Best) 1820hrs/yr On the bed with Lover on earth (Maureen and Patrick Knows Best) 2028 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
In the Spotlight Lover on earth (E.g Odom and Kloe in Singapore) 1820hrs/yr In the Spotlight Lover on earth (E.g Maureen and Patrick in Singapore) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Wedding with Lover on earth (Catherine and Williams) 1820hrs/yr Bridal Wave with Lover on earth (Allah Maureen and Ofc Gibson- Bridal Wave) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Honeymoon Lover on earth (Queen Latifah and Girlfriend) 1820hrs/yr Honeymoon Lover on earth (Queen Allah Maureen and Boyfriend) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
HighProfile Dates with Lover on earth(Donald Trump and Melania-Inauguration Ball) 1820hrs/yr HighProfile Dates with Lover on earth(President Allah Maureen and John P-White House Ball) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Number of Children with Lover on Earth (Dugals 18 and Counting) 1820hrs/yr Number of Children with Lover on Earth (Chukwudumebis 18 and Counting) 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
All other activities with Lover on earth 1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week
Restitution to Lover on earth

e.g. Touching Breast, Touching Skin, spending money on lover

1820hrs/yr 2026 24hrs complete Showed- aired 1hr/week

 

Office of the Queen

Chief of Staff, Dr. Kenneth Crain

Financial Administrator, Dr. Mark Wood

Maureen Uche Institute

Dean 1: Maureen Uche

Dean 2: Royal Chukwudumebi

Dean 3: Dr. Mark Wood

Porter’s Place

Judge 1: Maureen Uche

Judge 2: Royal Chukwudumebi

Judge 3: Dr. Mark Wood

School Fees: $200 Million per year

Practicum in Managerial Positions.

  1. Maureen Uche institute offers Internship for many years. Summarily Maureen Uche Institute aims at self-realization and self-supervision. A syllabus will be produced On the first day of Work.

  2. Maureen Uche will offer you a Wide Range of Placements her government or agencies e.g WH, her monarchies etc

  3. Maureen Uche will set you in motion to help you establish your written goals (Two written and clear goals are required from you).  Each goal should be a sentence. There are two sets of goals:

  1. The Intern’s Goal:  Your goal for the year:  Interns will be asked to come with 2 goals for work and Study.

  2. Maureen Uche’s Goal For You: Maureen Uche will give you two goals for your work.

  1. Graduation Certificates are received for jobs done at the end of each year notifying you of work done.

  2. These positions are unpaid and are temporary.

  3. You will have to be enrolled again next year and you will have to pay again next year.

Internship Stages

  1. A Two Months Orientation, Grading, Transcripts and Practical: Interns will gather for an Orientation/Pre-internship event that will be scheduled every year numbering for 8 Weeks  in person and virtually. Your Internship year begins on the first day of Orientation.  Classes will take place to help you navigate your internship. You will receive a grade at the end of the Orientation and a grade will be noted in your transcripts. You will also receive a Grade for the Practical.

  2. Practicals:  Work Assignments will be made after the Orientation, you will then be released for the period of 7 ½ Months to gain work experience. Any part of Maureen Uche’s government, Monarchies etc will receive you for a limited period of time.

  3. Practicals will be undertaken by you as a student and

  1. you will be looking to graduate at the end of the year.

  2. You will be looking to gain relevant skills and experience in a particular field.

Benefits for Maureen Uche

  1. Maureen Uche remains the Employer and she will benefit from these placements because she will recruit you and therefore bypass exploitation by unscrupulous employees.

First Year Placement

Assessment of Interests: Internships are used to determine whether the intern still has an interest in that field after the real-life experience. You may want to shift your interest from the Monarchy to the Presidency or vis-versa.

Exchange of Services:

Typically, an internship consists of an exchange of services for experience between the intern and the organization.

Apprenticeship: You will be required to formulate groups, and present work in board-room style meetings to earn two Valedictorian Spots at the end of the year.

Two Valedictorian Spots/yr:

You will be required to work hard to perform many tasks in the Maureen Uche agencies you work for. A board-room meeting will be set up weekly where you will be required to present your skills in your field and you will be judged by the level of skills you present.  E.g You could have been assigned as a President-in-Charge to the State of Nebraska, you then come to the board-room demonstrating Excellent skills and competing with another group to stay in the running as the winning group.

  1. Valedictorian (Group)-The Winning Group will be further assessed for the winning Valedictorian for groups at the end of the year. How you work in groups will be assessed to see if you are the man we are looking for! Assessment is for group orientation and expertise E.g Excellence will be sought in areas of Prevention of Conflict, stress management, creativity, respect for the other, comportment, participation etc

  2. Valedictorian (Academics)- All Orientation grades, Verbatim grades, Participation grades etc will be tallied to receive the honorarium for that year.

2nd-Year-Placement

The benefit of bringing an intern into full-time employment is that they are already familiar with the company, therefore needing little to no training. Orientation will be required and Placements will be made.

3rd year- 7 years of Internship and Placements

After 7 years of Internship and Placements, you will graduate from Rookie 1 (7yrs) to Rookie 2 (requires 7 years to complete)

Rookie 1 (Certification after Six Years)

More responsibilities will be given to you after you become Trainee 1.

Rookie 2 (Certification after Twelve Years)

More and more responsibility to provide a more supportive role to Maureen Uche.

The More Rookies you gather, the more you could be given leadership roles in Porter’s Place.

Two Individuals will be winners of two pins for No Complaint at Work:

  1. Winner of a Group Pin

  2. Winner of an Academic Pin

etc

School Fees: $20,000 per year

Porter’s Place Offers Internships for blue collar jobs and professional careers in menial jobs. Similar to internships and includes, secretaries, apprenticeships which transitions students to the vocational workforce part of Maureen Uche’s Administration e.g Cleaning, cooking, driving, house-keeping etc. Interns pay a Stipend to participate in this program and they may be high school students, college and university students, or postgraduate adults.

As noted for all Internships Steps to be considered are:

  1. Attending a Two Month Orientation.

  2. Written and Internship Goal.

  3. Receiving Maureen Uche’s Goal for you.

  4. Attending your Practicals.

  5. Participating in your assigned groups.

  6. Becoming a Stellar Apprentice with Graduation and Certification as a Stellar Apprentice.

Two Individuals will be winners of two pins for No Complaint at Work:

  1. Winner of a Group Pin

  2. Winner of an Academic Pin

Valedictorians(2)

  1. Valedictorian (Group)

  2. Valedictorian (Academics)

A Stellar Apprentice Certificate

A Graduation Certificate will be issued at the end of the year.

A Stellar Apprentice II Certificate (Level 1)

A Graduation Certificate will be issued at the end of the 2nd year.

A Stellar Apprentice III Certificate (Level 1)

A Graduation Certificate will be issued at the end of the 3rd year.

Maureen Uche Institute Certification I- will be issued after 7 Years with all Level 1 Stellar Apprentice I-VII certification.

Maureen Uche Institute Certification II- will be issued after 14 Years with all Level 2 Stellar Apprentice I-VII certification.

Maureen Uche Institute Certification III- will be issued after 28 Years with all Level 3 Stellar Apprentice I-VII certification.

etc

 

 

Joseph Biden as a Dean