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Maureen Uche is Allah

Zeal for me- You may not assign my enemies for any job because they will be replaced.

Maureen Uche is Allah

لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ

  1. There is no deity but Allah. 
  2. Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) is his messenger.

 

 

 

Letter To the Governor of America:  Maureen Uche

 

Maureen Uche

Copyright © 2020 Maureen Uche

All rights reserved.

 

 

 

DEDICATION

 

To Excellent Governance

 

 

Head of State

  1. As you know my daughter Royal Chukwudumebi is the new Head of State and I have chosen to serve as her deputy, therefore you will serve as Deputy to the V.P and as Governor of America.

Qualifications of Governors

  1. You are the Governor of America.
  2. All Governors and Deputy Governors to all nations must be black.
  3. All your appointees cannot be an enemy to the Sovereign Kingdom.
  4.  Your task is to Govern America and to Govern all the governors.  So please appoint governors that you are able to work with from your sporting arena.
  5. Also you are now tasked with the duty of appointing Deputy Governors too from your basketball world as governors of these countries.
  6. Arsenio Hall will continue to serve as Governor of Germany and some other African Americans like Chris Rock will continue to serve in place as Governors. 
  7. No one shall govern more than one country.

Women

    1.   No woman shall govern.
    2. You shall not appoint any woman.
    3. You shall only appoint men as Governors and Deputy Governors.
    4.    Governor or Deputy Governors cannot have have first ladies
  • When I get to the White House I am open to placing women in jobs after I look at what you have done and at viable vacancies.
  • Other than my daughter Royal Chukwudumebi, no woman shall serve in this new administration until I get there.
  • I will be wedding a female and she will be tasked with taking care of the affairs of females as Commissioner of Women.

 

 

First Lady of Nations and Second Lady of Nations

  1. My daughter is the First Lady and I am the Second Lady of every country.

Task of the Governors:

The Governors serve a simple role and that is – 

    1.  They must integrate, assimilate with and learn of their new countries.
    2. These new learning will be brought to the white house.
    3. There must be a shared Governor’s Office in the White House.
    4. All Governors must have a desk and a cabinet where they must work from.
    5. Governors are allowed to be in their prospective countries but they must assure you that you would not have to do all the travel necessary to keep communication smooth and comprehensive.
    6. My goal is that America takes over the world.
    7. Therefore every country must have an American leader because of their discipline and tenacity at work.
    8. You are going to advise them to take over the military and all the governing buildings and everything named in that country is to become amalgamated with our nation America.
  • The underlying goal is to make every country America. One nation under God!
  • Therefore I need smart, innovative and able men to do this transformative work. 

 

Maureen Uche will serve as deputy- Deputy Governor of America.

 

  1. Maureen Uche  will also serve as Vice Secretary of the Union (Please see below)

 

 

 

 

Maureen Uche: Secretary of the Union

  1. You will appoint yourself as the Secretary of the Union and this empowers you to assess the state of this Union at all times. You will do well to present weekly assessments, monthly assessments and so on .
  2. The Secretary of the Union must aggressively pursue this amalgamation.

Deputy Secretary of the Union

  1. Maureen Uche will serve along with you as the Vice-Secretary of the Union.

Maureen Uche and Mr. Josh Turner

  1. Maureen Uche will continue to serve as an Ordained Minister of the White House.
  2. Mr. Josh Turner serves as the Hajj Attendant.

Things to look out for:

  1. The language in every country must become English.
  2. Each leader in every country must be Chicagoan even up to local leaders in each country.  
  3. zeal for me- You may not assign my enemies for any job because they will be replaced.

My desire to do this amalgamation is to eliminate the fragmentation that I see in the world today. We need to present ourselves as one and as a collective body.  We can only do this when we attack all differences and actively submerge yourself in the same pool called America.   Cutting down disparate grassroots cultures of all nations and harmonizing and introducing the American Culture into every country.  Governors must aim at removing anything unamerican along their path.

When all governments has been set up by the Administrators, you may lead a group to come pick me from my home so that I can occupy the chair that has been left vacant for a long time.  Here is my address:

Address:

Dr. Maureen Uche

3913 Chamberlayne Avenue

Apartment 4, 

Richmond Va 23227

bigmaryemail@gmail.com

bigmarywarnsyou@gmail.com

804-687-6204

804-292-5852

 

 

Sincerely,

Maureen Uche

 

 

VALUES IN AMERICAN CULTURE 

  1. PERSONAL CONTROL People can/should control nature, their own environment and destiny. The future is not left to fate. Result: An energetic, goal-oriented society. 
  2. CHANGE / MOBILITY Change is seen as positive and good. This means progress, improvement and growth. Result: An established transient society geographically, economically and socially. 
  3. TIME AND ITS IMPORTANCE Time is valuable – achievement of goals depends on the productive use of time. Result: An efficient and progressive society often at the expense of interpersonal relationships. 
  4. EQUALITY / EGALITARIANISM People have equal opportunities; people are important as individuals, for who they are, not from which family they come. Result: A society where little deference is shown or status is acknowledged. 
  5.  INDIVIDUALISM, INDEPENDENCE AND PRIVACY People are seen as separate individuals (not group members) with individual needs. People need time to be alone and to be themselves. Result: Americans may be seen as self-centered and sometimes isolated and lonely. 
  6. SELF-HELP Americans take pride in their own accomplishments. Result: Americans give respect for self achievements not achievements based on rights of birth. 
  7. COMPETITION AND FREE ENTERPRISE Americans believe competition brings out the best in people and free enterprise leads to progress and produces success Result: Competition is emphasized over cooperation.
  8. FUTURE ORIENTATION / OPTIMISM Americans believe that, regardless of past or present, the future will be better and happier. Result: Americans place less value on past events and constantly look ahead to tomorrow. 
  9. ACTION AND WORK ORIENTATION Americans believe that work is morally right; that it is immoral to waste time. Result: There is more emphasis on “doing” rather than “being”. This is a no-nonsense attitude toward life.
  10. INFORMALITY Americans believe that formality is “un-American” and a show of arrogance and superiority. Result: A casual, egalitarian attitude between people is more accepted. 
  11. DIRECTNESS / OPENNESS / HONESTY One can only trust people who “look you in the eye” and “tell it like it is”. Truth is a function of reality not of circumstance. Result: People tend to tell the “truth” and not worry about saving the other person’s “face” or “honor”. 
  12. PRACTICALITY / EFFICIENCY Practicality is usually the most important consideration when decisions are to be made. Result: Americans place less emphasis on the subjective, aesthetic, emotional or consensual decisions.
  13. MATERIALISM / ACQUISITIVENESS Material goods are seen as the just rewards of hard-work, the evidence of “God’s favor.” Result: Americans are seen as caring more for things than people or relationships. Adapted from 

“The Values Americans Live By”, L. Robert Kohls

 

 

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

 

Maureen M. Uche

 

Education

 

  1. Min. Virginia Union University Richmond VA (2010)

M.S Gerontology (2009)

M.A Christian Education, Union Theological Seminary and Presbyterian School of Christian Education Richmond VA (2007)

MDiv Virginia Union University Richmond VA (2006)

B.S Accounting and Management, Obafemi Awolowo University Ile-Ife, Osun State Nigeria (1997)

 

 

Ordination Ecclesiastical Endorsement

 

Full Gospel Churches International (2007- 2013)

 

 

Certifications

 

  • Board certification (2010-2013)

Association of professional chaplains (APC)

 

  • Clinical Member

Association of Clinical Pastoral Education (ACPE) (2009)

 

  • Certificate of recognition in Congregational Pastoral Care

Virginia Institute of Pastoral Care Inc (2005)

 

Professional Experience

 

Staff Chaplain (May 2009 – 2011)

Bon Secours Health System, Richmond VA

 

Adjunct Assistant Professor (2007 –2011)

Religious Studies department, School of World Studies, Virginia

Commonwealth University, Richmond VA

 

Related activities:

 

Author of the Following Books:

Omu Spirituality: Women as Essential Mystics (2011)

Care giving as Artistic Endeavor: Functioning from the Creative Power of Excellent Cross-Cultural Skills (2011)

Prayers that Heals: A Chaplains Compilation Over the Years (2011)

Caring for the Soul: Assisting Patients with the Emotional Impact of the Medical Event (2010)

The Caregiver as a Healer: Exploring Care giving as a Curative practice (2010)

Compassion Centered Care: Caring Effectively and Therapeutically For the Elderly (2010)

 

Aging in Africa: The New Face of Ageism (2009)

Elder Mistreatment: Vulnerable Older America and the Health Care System (2009)

 

Related engagements

 

Committee on Theological Education equivalency (Member until 2012)

Association of Professional Chaplains (APC) (2010 to 2012)

Clinical Pastoral Education

Completed five units of Clinical Pastoral Education

Completed all requirements for level 1&2 Clinical Pastoral Education

 

Honors and Awards received in Seminary Virginia Union University (2006)

 

Summa Cum Laude (2006)

Class Valedictorian (of her graduating class)(2006)

Academic Excellence Award (2006)

Samuel Horace Theological Award (2006)

 

Address:

Dr. Maureen Uche

3913 Chamberlayne Avenue

Apartment 4, 

Richmond Va 23227

bigmaryemail@gmail.com

bigmarywarnsyou@gmail.com

804-687-6204

804-292-5852

 

Appendix

 

 

 

Marriage Contract

 

Date___________________________________

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

Introduction & Background

This is a marriage contract between Maureen Uche (hereafter Bride) and Michael Mulvaney (hereafter Groom) ONLY.  No one else is included in this contract.  In this marriage contract, the groom has no rights.  In accepting this contract the Groom must fulfill his responsibilities in this secret union.   The goal of this marriage is for:

 

  1. Justice
  2. Procreation
  3. Fidelity
  4. Happiness

 

Requirements

 

The requirements apply to this marriage contract:

 

  1. First and foremost, only qualified individuals can be married to Maureen Uche.

  2. If groom is not a muslim, he must immediately identify himself with a mosque after marriage.
  3. This is a formal marriage contract and by signing this contract the groom agrees that he has at least four years of public education and that he understands the terms of this contract.

  4. The groom vows that this marriage is private.  The groom vows to do his part to substantially place barriers so as not to divulge the existence of this marriage.

  5. This is a technical marriage in which the groom must create time to take care of the bride.  
  6. The Groom must provide a proposal as to how he plans to serve in the Bride’s home/work office with an overview of a proposed 5-year project as well as resumes of all key personnel performing the work. In addition, the technical proposal should provide a proposed schedule and milestones, as applicable.

  7. A mahr will be paid simply for sex for the duration of 5 years only.

 

  1. The groom cannot live with the bride.
  2. This is a secret union. 
  3. No citizenship can be sought with this marriage

  4. Other than active sex and romance, no other favours can be sought by the groom in this marriage.

  5. This marriage contract must remain valid for a period of 5 years ONLY.

  6. No other awards or compensation will be made to the Groom.

 

Marriage Description

 

The purpose of this marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Pleasure
  2. Friendship
  3. Work

 

The description of the Marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Respectful
  2. Peaceful
  3. Lovely

 

Marriage Scope

 

The scope of this marriage entails :

  1.  Maureen Uche’s children will NOT be informed about this marriage.
  2. The Bride’s children MUST NOT know that Maureen  Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  3.  The media and the public-at-large must not know that Maureen Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  4. The successful groom will be responsible for work in and out of Maureen Uche’s home and office.

 

The criteria set forth below should be met to achieve successful Marriage

 

  1. The groom must agree not to be in any bed when Maureen Uche is not there.
  2. It is hereby specified that the groom must allow Maureen Uche to take a second groom and more.
  3. This is an Islamic marriage contract.
  4. The groom will not tamper with any new man that may be planning to marry Maureen Uche or that may marry Maureen Uche in the future.
  5. The groom must state clearly how he wants to be compensated on his first sexual encounter (if a virgin) with the bride.

 

Acceptance to marry Maureen Uche is contingent on the following acceptance criteria:

 

  1. This is a temporary marriage.
  2. The groom can only be married to Maureen Uche for 5years
  3. Groom must allow the Bride to take another groom.
  4. Groom must give Bride the right to divorce and annul this marriage after 5 years of this contract.
  5. You will be paid for sexual intercourse.

 

Marriage Timelines

 

Signing of Marriage Contract ______________
Wedding Date ______________
Honey Moon ________ to ______
Last Day of Marriage ________________

 

Mahr

Maureen Uche will pay the groom ONLY after the completion of  sexual intercourse (which includes full penetration of the penis inside the vagina and the discharge of semen). The break down:

Kissing and cuddling – $100/day

Actual Sexual intercourse- $100/occurrence

 

Evaluation Factors

 

Maureen Uche will rate this marriage based on the following factors, with frequency of sex being the most important factor:

 

  1. The groom cannot go and come.  The groom must stay around the bride to provide sex and care even after marriage.
  2. The groom must be willing to sign the Blotting-out Certificate if you decide to leave the bride.
  3. The groom has no rights in this marriage.
  4. This is an open marriage therefore the bride can have sex with anyone and therefore the groom cannot question the paternity of any children produced within the years of this marriage.  ( I the groom provide my signature here ______________ giving up all my parental rights to bride’s children)
  5. The groom can never claim fatherhood.
  6. The groom is willing to sign a marriage certificate concurrently with a divorce certificate, an annulment certificate and a blotting-out certificate.

 

Maureen Uche reserves the right to adjust this contract as changes happen within the marriage that presents the best value to Maureen Uche as determined solely by Maureen Uche ‘s absolute discretion:  Groom signature_________________________

 

A Statement of Groom’s Virginity 

And Compensation/Payment Desired

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Declaration 

 

I Groom, swear to take Maureen Uche only as Bride in this union. I swear that I am in love with Maureen Uche.  I swear that this is a secret union and marriage between Maureen Uche and I ONLY and that no one else is in cohort with me. I know I have no rights in this marriage.  I also know that by signing this declaration I give up all my parental right to any children born during this marriage.  I swear that I am not currently involved in any love triangle/s.  I swear that I am not involved in any marriage fraud, immigration fraud or secretive alliances.  I swear that I will not hurt the bride, Maureen Uche in this secret Union and marriage  for the sacred duration of five (5) years and thereafter. If I should stay on for sex after the duration of 5years, I promise to continue to love and care for Maureen Uche.  I swear that I have read this contract and that no other person is included in this marriage.  I swear that I am a virgin and that I will provide sex and romance and work as needed for ONLY the pleasure of Maureen Uche. I declare that the bride, Maureen Uche may punish me in any way she deems possible if I violate any terms of this marriage contract.

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom:  Michael Mulvaney

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

 

Bride’s Full name_____________________________      Groom’s Full Name_______________________

Bride’s signature_____________________________       Groom’s signature________________________

 

 

 

Marriage Contract

 

Date___________________________________

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

Introduction & Background

This is a marriage contract between Maureen Uche (hereafter Bride) and Michael Mulvaney (hereafter Groom) ONLY.  No one else is included in this contract.  In this marriage contract, the groom has no rights.  In accepting this contract the Groom must fulfill his responsibilities in this secret union.   The goal of this marriage is for:

 

  1. Justice
  2. Procreation
  3. Fidelity
  4. Happiness

 

Requirements

 

The requirements apply to this marriage contract:

 

  1. First and foremost, only qualified individuals can be married to Maureen Uche.

  2. If groom is not a muslim, he must immediately identify himself with a mosque after marriage.
  3. This is a formal marriage contract and by signing this contract the groom agrees that he has at least four years of public education and that he understands the terms of this contract.

  4. The groom vows that this marriage is private.  The groom vows to do his part to substantially place barriers so as not to divulge the existence of this marriage.

  5. This is a technical marriage in which the groom must create time to take care of the bride.  
  6. The Groom must provide a proposal as to how he plans to serve in the Bride’s home/work office with an overview of a proposed 5-year project as well as resumes of all key personnel performing the work. In addition, the technical proposal should provide a proposed schedule and milestones, as applicable.

  7. A mahr will be paid simply for sex for the duration of 5 years only.

 

  1. The groom cannot live with the bride.
  2. This is a secret union. 
  3. No citizenship can be sought with this marriage

  4. Other than active sex and romance, no other favours can be sought by the groom in this marriage.

  5. This marriage contract must remain valid for a period of 5 years ONLY.

  6. No other awards or compensation will be made to the Groom.

 

Marriage Description

 

The purpose of this marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Pleasure
  2. Friendship
  3. Work

 

The description of the Marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Respectful
  2. Peaceful
  3. Lovely

 

Marriage Scope

 

The scope of this marriage entails :

  1.  Maureen Uche’s children will NOT be informed about this marriage.
  2. The Bride’s children MUST NOT know that Maureen  Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  3.  The media and the public-at-large must not know that Maureen Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  4. The successful groom will be responsible for work in and out of Maureen Uche’s home and office.

 

The criteria set forth below should be met to achieve successful Marriage

 

  1. The groom must agree not to be in any bed when Maureen Uche is not there.
  2. It is hereby specified that the groom must allow Maureen Uche to take a second groom and more.
  3. This is an Islamic marriage contract.
  4. The groom will not tamper with any new man that may be planning to marry Maureen Uche or that may marry Maureen Uche in the future.
  5. The groom must state clearly how he wants to be compensated on his first sexual encounter (if a virgin) with the bride.

 

Acceptance to marry Maureen Uche is contingent on the following acceptance criteria:

 

  1. This is a temporary marriage.
  2. The groom can only be married to Maureen Uche for 5years
  3. Groom must allow the Bride to take another groom.
  4. Groom must give Bride the right to divorce and annul this marriage after 5 years of this contract.
  5. You will be paid for sexual intercourse.

 

Marriage Timelines

 

Signing of Marriage Contract ______________
Wedding Date ______________
Honey Moon ________ to ______
Last Day of Marriage ________________

 

Mahr

Maureen Uche will pay the groom ONLY after the completion of  sexual intercourse (which includes full penetration of the penis inside the vagina and the discharge of semen). The break down:

Kissing and cuddling – $100/day

Actual Sexual intercourse- $100/occurrence

 

Evaluation Factors

 

Maureen Uche will rate this marriage based on the following factors, with frequency of sex being the most important factor:

 

  1. The groom cannot go and come.  The groom must stay around the bride to provide sex and care even after marriage.
  2. The groom must be willing to sign the Blotting-out Certificate if you decide to leave the bride.
  3. The groom has no rights in this marriage.
  4. This is an open marriage therefore the bride can have sex with anyone and therefore the groom cannot question the paternity of any children produced within the years of this marriage.  ( I the groom provide my signature here ______________ giving up all my parental rights to bride’s children)
  5. The groom can never claim fatherhood.
  6. The groom is willing to sign a marriage certificate concurrently with a divorce certificate, an annulment certificate and a blotting-out certificate.

 

Maureen Uche reserves the right to adjust this contract as changes happen within the marriage that presents the best value to Maureen Uche as determined solely by Maureen Uche ‘s absolute discretion:  Groom signature_________________________

 

A Statement of Groom’s Virginity 

And Compensation/Payment Desired

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Declaration 

 

I Groom, swear to take Maureen Uche only as Bride in this union. I swear that I am in love with Maureen Uche.  I swear that this is a secret union and marriage between Maureen Uche and I ONLY and that no one else is in cohort with me. I know I have no rights in this marriage.  I also know that by signing this declaration I give up all my parental right to any children born during this marriage.  I swear that I am not currently involved in any love triangle/s.  I swear that I am not involved in any marriage fraud, immigration fraud or secretive alliances.  I swear that I will not hurt the bride, Maureen Uche in this secret Union and marriage  for the sacred duration of five (5) years and thereafter. If I should stay on for sex after the duration of 5years, I promise to continue to love and care for Maureen Uche.  I swear that I have read this contract and that no other person is included in this marriage.  I swear that I am a virgin and that I will provide sex and romance and work as needed for ONLY the pleasure of Maureen Uche. I declare that the bride, Maureen Uche may punish me in any way she deems possible if I violate any terms of this marriage contract.

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom:  Michael Mulvaney

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

 

Bride’s Full name_____________________________      Groom’s Full Name_______________________

Bride’s signature_____________________________       Groom’s signature________________________

 

 

 

Marriage Contract

 

Date___________________________________

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

Introduction & Background

This is a marriage contract between Maureen Uche (hereafter Bride) and Michael Mulvaney (hereafter Groom) ONLY.  No one else is included in this contract.  In this marriage contract, the groom has no rights.  In accepting this contract the Groom must fulfill his responsibilities in this secret union.   The goal of this marriage is for:

 

  1. Justice
  2. Procreation
  3. Fidelity
  4. Happiness

 

Requirements

 

The requirements apply to this marriage contract:

 

  1. First and foremost, only qualified individuals can be married to Maureen Uche.

  2. If groom is not a muslim, he must immediately identify himself with a mosque after marriage.
  3. This is a formal marriage contract and by signing this contract the groom agrees that he has at least four years of public education and that he understands the terms of this contract.

  4. The groom vows that this marriage is private.  The groom vows to do his part to substantially place barriers so as not to divulge the existence of this marriage.

  5. This is a technical marriage in which the groom must create time to take care of the bride.  
  6. The Groom must provide a proposal as to how he plans to serve in the Bride’s home/work office with an overview of a proposed 5-year project as well as resumes of all key personnel performing the work. In addition, the technical proposal should provide a proposed schedule and milestones, as applicable.

  7. A mahr will be paid simply for sex for the duration of 5 years only.

 

  1. The groom cannot live with the bride.
  2. This is a secret union. 
  3. No citizenship can be sought with this marriage

  4. Other than active sex and romance, no other favours can be sought by the groom in this marriage.

  5. This marriage contract must remain valid for a period of 5 years ONLY.

  6. No other awards or compensation will be made to the Groom.

 

Marriage Description

 

The purpose of this marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Pleasure
  2. Friendship
  3. Work

 

The description of the Marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Respectful
  2. Peaceful
  3. Lovely

 

Marriage Scope

 

The scope of this marriage entails :

  1.  Maureen Uche’s children will NOT be informed about this marriage.
  2. The Bride’s children MUST NOT know that Maureen  Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  3.  The media and the public-at-large must not know that Maureen Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  4. The successful groom will be responsible for work in and out of Maureen Uche’s home and office.

 

The criteria set forth below should be met to achieve successful Marriage

 

  1. The groom must agree not to be in any bed when Maureen Uche is not there.
  2. It is hereby specified that the groom must allow Maureen Uche to take a second groom and more.
  3. This is an Islamic marriage contract.
  4. The groom will not tamper with any new man that may be planning to marry Maureen Uche or that may marry Maureen Uche in the future.
  5. The groom must state clearly how he wants to be compensated on his first sexual encounter (if a virgin) with the bride.

 

Acceptance to marry Maureen Uche is contingent on the following acceptance criteria:

 

  1. This is a temporary marriage.
  2. The groom can only be married to Maureen Uche for 5years
  3. Groom must allow the Bride to take another groom.
  4. Groom must give Bride the right to divorce and annul this marriage after 5 years of this contract.
  5. You will be paid for sexual intercourse.

 

Marriage Timelines

 

Signing of Marriage Contract ______________
Wedding Date ______________
Honey Moon ________ to ______
Last Day of Marriage ________________

 

Mahr

Maureen Uche will pay the groom ONLY after the completion of  sexual intercourse (which includes full penetration of the penis inside the vagina and the discharge of semen). The break down:

Kissing and cuddling – $100/day

Actual Sexual intercourse- $100/occurrence

 

Evaluation Factors

 

Maureen Uche will rate this marriage based on the following factors, with frequency of sex being the most important factor:

 

  1. The groom cannot go and come.  The groom must stay around the bride to provide sex and care even after marriage.
  2. The groom must be willing to sign the Blotting-out Certificate if you decide to leave the bride.
  3. The groom has no rights in this marriage.
  4. This is an open marriage therefore the bride can have sex with anyone and therefore the groom cannot question the paternity of any children produced within the years of this marriage.  ( I the groom provide my signature here ______________ giving up all my parental rights to bride’s children)
  5. The groom can never claim fatherhood.
  6. The groom is willing to sign a marriage certificate concurrently with a divorce certificate, an annulment certificate and a blotting-out certificate.

 

Maureen Uche reserves the right to adjust this contract as changes happen within the marriage that presents the best value to Maureen Uche as determined solely by Maureen Uche ‘s absolute discretion:  Groom signature_________________________

 

A Statement of Groom’s Virginity 

And Compensation/Payment Desired

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Declaration 

 

I Groom, swear to take Maureen Uche only as Bride in this union. I swear that I am in love with Maureen Uche.  I swear that this is a secret union and marriage between Maureen Uche and I ONLY and that no one else is in cohort with me. I know I have no rights in this marriage.  I also know that by signing this declaration I give up all my parental right to any children born during this marriage.  I swear that I am not currently involved in any love triangle/s.  I swear that I am not involved in any marriage fraud, immigration fraud or secretive alliances.  I swear that I will not hurt the bride, Maureen Uche in this secret Union and marriage  for the sacred duration of five (5) years and thereafter. If I should stay on for sex after the duration of 5years, I promise to continue to love and care for Maureen Uche.  I swear that I have read this contract and that no other person is included in this marriage.  I swear that I am a virgin and that I will provide sex and romance and work as needed for ONLY the pleasure of Maureen Uche. I declare that the bride, Maureen Uche may punish me in any way she deems possible if I violate any terms of this marriage contract.

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom:  Michael Mulvaney

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

 

Bride’s Full name_____________________________      Groom’s Full Name_______________________

Bride’s signature_____________________________       Groom’s signature________________________

 

 

 

Marriage Contract

 

Date___________________________________

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

Introduction & Background

This is a marriage contract between Maureen Uche (hereafter Bride) and Michael Mulvaney (hereafter Groom) ONLY.  No one else is included in this contract.  In this marriage contract, the groom has no rights.  In accepting this contract the Groom must fulfill his responsibilities in this secret union.   The goal of this marriage is for:

 

  1. Justice
  2. Procreation
  3. Fidelity
  4. Happiness

 

Requirements

 

The requirements apply to this marriage contract:

 

  1. First and foremost, only qualified individuals can be married to Maureen Uche.

  2. If groom is not a muslim, he must immediately identify himself with a mosque after marriage.
  3. This is a formal marriage contract and by signing this contract the groom agrees that he has at least four years of public education and that he understands the terms of this contract.

  4. The groom vows that this marriage is private.  The groom vows to do his part to substantially place barriers so as not to divulge the existence of this marriage.

  5. This is a technical marriage in which the groom must create time to take care of the bride.  
  6. The Groom must provide a proposal as to how he plans to serve in the Bride’s home/work office with an overview of a proposed 5-year project as well as resumes of all key personnel performing the work. In addition, the technical proposal should provide a proposed schedule and milestones, as applicable.

  7. A mahr will be paid simply for sex for the duration of 5 years only.

 

  1. The groom cannot live with the bride.
  2. This is a secret union. 
  3. No citizenship can be sought with this marriage

  4. Other than active sex and romance, no other favours can be sought by the groom in this marriage.

  5. This marriage contract must remain valid for a period of 5 years ONLY.

  6. No other awards or compensation will be made to the Groom.

 

Marriage Description

 

The purpose of this marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Pleasure
  2. Friendship
  3. Work

 

The description of the Marriage is as follows:

 

  1. Respectful
  2. Peaceful
  3. Lovely

 

Marriage Scope

 

The scope of this marriage entails :

  1.  Maureen Uche’s children will NOT be informed about this marriage.
  2. The Bride’s children MUST NOT know that Maureen  Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  3.  The media and the public-at-large must not know that Maureen Uche(Bride) is married to this groom.
  4. The successful groom will be responsible for work in and out of Maureen Uche’s home and office.

 

The criteria set forth below should be met to achieve successful Marriage

 

  1. The groom must agree not to be in any bed when Maureen Uche is not there.
  2. It is hereby specified that the groom must allow Maureen Uche to take a second groom and more.
  3. This is an Islamic marriage contract.
  4. The groom will not tamper with any new man that may be planning to marry Maureen Uche or that may marry Maureen Uche in the future.
  5. The groom must state clearly how he wants to be compensated on his first sexual encounter (if a virgin) with the bride.

 

Acceptance to marry Maureen Uche is contingent on the following acceptance criteria:

 

  1. This is a temporary marriage.
  2. The groom can only be married to Maureen Uche for 5years
  3. Groom must allow the Bride to take another groom.
  4. Groom must give Bride the right to divorce and annul this marriage after 5 years of this contract.
  5. You will be paid for sexual intercourse.

 

Marriage Timelines

 

Signing of Marriage Contract ______________
Wedding Date ______________
Honey Moon ________ to ______
Last Day of Marriage ________________

 

Mahr

Maureen Uche will pay the groom ONLY after the completion of  sexual intercourse (which includes full penetration of the penis inside the vagina and the discharge of semen). The break down:

Kissing and cuddling – $100/day

Actual Sexual intercourse- $100/occurrence

 

Evaluation Factors

 

Maureen Uche will rate this marriage based on the following factors, with frequency of sex being the most important factor:

 

  1. The groom cannot go and come.  The groom must stay around the bride to provide sex and care even after marriage.
  2. The groom must be willing to sign the Blotting-out Certificate if you decide to leave the bride.
  3. The groom has no rights in this marriage.
  4. This is an open marriage therefore the bride can have sex with anyone and therefore the groom cannot question the paternity of any children produced within the years of this marriage.  ( I the groom provide my signature here ______________ giving up all my parental rights to bride’s children)
  5. The groom can never claim fatherhood.
  6. The groom is willing to sign a marriage certificate concurrently with a divorce certificate, an annulment certificate and a blotting-out certificate.

 

Maureen Uche reserves the right to adjust this contract as changes happen within the marriage that presents the best value to Maureen Uche as determined solely by Maureen Uche ‘s absolute discretion:  Groom signature_________________________

 

A Statement of Groom’s Virginity 

And Compensation/Payment Desired

___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Declaration 

 

I Groom, swear to take Maureen Uche only as Bride in this union. I swear that I am in love with Maureen Uche.  I swear that this is a secret union and marriage between Maureen Uche and I ONLY and that no one else is in cohort with me. I know I have no rights in this marriage.  I also know that by signing this declaration I give up all my parental right to any children born during this marriage.  I swear that I am not currently involved in any love triangle/s.  I swear that I am not involved in any marriage fraud, immigration fraud or secretive alliances.  I swear that I will not hurt the bride, Maureen Uche in this secret Union and marriage  for the sacred duration of five (5) years and thereafter. If I should stay on for sex after the duration of 5years, I promise to continue to love and care for Maureen Uche.  I swear that I have read this contract and that no other person is included in this marriage.  I swear that I am a virgin and that I will provide sex and romance and work as needed for ONLY the pleasure of Maureen Uche. I declare that the bride, Maureen Uche may punish me in any way she deems possible if I violate any terms of this marriage contract.

 

CONTRACTING PARTIES

Bride:  Maureen Uche

Groom:  Michael Mulvaney

Groom’s Age:____________________

Groom’s Color:___________________

Groom’s hair color________________

Groom’s eye color________________

Is Groom a Virgin:_________________

Is Groom White:__________________

Is Groom Currently Married:____________________

Is Groom seeking sex and romance only in this marriage_________________

 

Bride’s Full name_____________________________      Groom’s Full Name_______________________

Bride’s signature_____________________________       Groom’s signature________________________

 

—

Maureen Uche

3913 Chamberlayne Ave

Apartment 4

Richmond Va 23227

804-687-6204

804-292-5852

 

 

 

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