Chicago Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrators of The CLA Care Plan team (CCPT)

Maureen Uche is Allah

لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ

  1. There is no deity but Allah. 
  2. Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) is his messenger.

The CLA Care Plan team (CCPT)

Caretakers of Humans

Look Management

Date Management

  1. Develop a Personal Look For You.

  • Weekly Sit down with a Fashion Designer – He/She Gets the Dating Look, the Dating Clothing and maintains a Dating wardrop for you (e.g DC Storage # 5687)

  • A Picture Library of all Dates and of all Clothing

  • The Ideal Luggage for travels- is prepared by this group.

  • Storage of your Expensive Cars

  • Storage of your Planes

  1. Develop a Dating Look For you.

  1. Of CLothing

  2. Of Hair and of Face

C. Grooming

  • Weekly Sit down with a Groomer.

  • Weekly Grooming

  • Date Grooming

  • Conversations include topics Long hair vs Short hair Baldness vs keeping beards etc

D. Personal Funds- You can give them your $200 for petty cash banking.

E.  Management of your Soul in Counseling Program

F. Management of your personal Car (With no Liveon Car, you cannot talk to the President)

  1. Oil Change

  2. Paying for Personal Drivers

G. Office of Pink Panther- Providing work support and Luxury items.(Work, Bed, Food, Luxury and CLA)- [The President pays $1T for every Border Patrol Man, Caliphate and Associate]

H. The Sleep Program- Official Villa Relaxium- 7 days a week.

  1. Office of WH Gift Shop- Coffee, snacks – Check type written roster.

Care Plan Team. Then finalizes every detail of your date and send you alone with your own personal leagues or the Club’s League.

Details are always Bachelorette Style because the girl is the one celebrated. Care team duty is to help with your:

  1. Themes for TV

  2. 1hr dates

  3. 2hr dates

  4. 15 mins Fantasy Suite Dates

  5. 1hr Fantasy Suite Dates

  6. 2hrs Fantasy Suite Dates

  7. Jacuzzi Dates

  8. Disco Dates

  9. Sperm Clinics

  10. Shopping Club Meetings

  11. Surrogacy Conversations During Dates(See Ar-Ra’d)

  12. Slow Dancing Dates

  13. 1st impression Rose Dates

  14. A Group meeting with all men involved (If more than one man is involved).

  15. Bridal Shower Dates

N.B: The Goal of the Care team is to Bless the Female with your eminence!

Care Plan Team. They Consider you for

  • Solo Dates

  • League Dates

  • Many Dates

  • Management of Allotments for CLA Funds (e.g $750T, 450T, 555, $5LV, $5Fn, $5Ey, $5Dp, Lady Za)

  • Details of your Dates

  • Management of all Funds

  • Dating Funds