Chicago Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of Yearly $2B Preparations for 10mins Pregnancy-fantasy- suits/Vaginal Sex Dates of Allah Maureen Uche

  1. Coming of Age Ceremony-
  2. Work on having a couple’s vaginal sex class/es
  3. Speak extensively on Pregnancy-Fantasy Suits.
  4. Pregnancy is mandated for Allah because she is God’s right-arm
  5. $2D sex enhancing product is purchased by Allahs before every sexual encounter.
  6. Clinical monitoring of actual sex time.
  7. 10 mins Verbatim time is mandatory for Allahs after each pregnancy sexual encounter.
  8. In each Verbatim Allahs writes down her line-by-line experience with boyfriend.
  9. The completed Verbatim is sent to a reading group who then advises the man of improvements.
  10. Closings