Chicago Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of Yearly $2B Preparations for 10mins Never-Pregnancy-fantasy- suits/Vaginal Sex Dates of Caliphate Allahs

  1. Coming of Age Ceremony-
  2. Work on having a couples vaginal sex class/es
  3. Speak extensively on Never-Pregnancy-Fantasy Suits.
  4. Pregnancy is forbidden for any Caliphate Allahs because they are sons.
  5. $2D condoms are purchased by Caliphate Allahs before every sexual encounter.
  6. Clinical monitoring of actual sex time.
  7. 10 mins Verbatim time is mandatory for Caliphate Allahs after each never-pregnancy sexual encounter.
  8. In each Verbatim the Caliphate Allahs writes down her line-by-line experience with boyfriend.
  9. The completed Verbatim is sent to a reading group who then advises the man of improvements.
  10. Closings