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The Sperm Clinic: Separation of Caliphate and Sperm

Venue of Sperm Clinic: Date House (Tues, Fri & Sats)

Operated by: Richmond Medical Center For Women

Women’s health clinic in Richmond, VA

Deuteronomy 23:10-“If there is among you any man who is unclean because of a nocturnal emission, then he must go outside the camp; he may not reenter the camp.

Interested Parties: Office of Clinical Sperm Collection & Cryobank (CSC) & MUICryobank(MUNICH)

All Will Pray Against any UNCLEAN MAN who Lets their sperm touch any of my children!

Allah OWNs all Sperm!

When Do We Have Sperm Clinics

Date House (#1 Observatory Circle)

Tuesdays -1st Date: Caliphates Date their different Men at the Same time on Tuesdays (Ar-Rad)

Fridays-2nd Dates: Caliphates bring their Gold Dates Males to their Messianic Jewish offices (Office Romance and Dance Date)

Saturday-3rd Date: Caliphates Date their different Men at the Same time on Saturdays (Ar-Rad)

Men dating on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays may come earlier to attend three (3) Sperm Clinics:

Step 1:Expensive Condoms (500G) Will be Given to all Dating Men by the Clinicians:

1. Use it-You will be Shown how to use it.

2. Return it- You Will be Shown How to Return it even if it has been used or not used.

3. Keep it- Only if you used it, and you had no premature ejaculation into it. (Show it to the Clinician and she/he will Clinically document it,, picture it and package it for you- it is your reward)

(N.B Not ejaculating at all or releasing semen is Prefered)-Not ejaculating or releasing semen (the sticky liquid that contains sperm cells) won’t hurt you or cause any problems. Your body absorbs any sperm you don’t release.)

Step 2: Sperms are ONLY for Allah

1. You will be signing that your sperm only functions to fertilize Allah sex cells (and not the Caliphates).

2. Sperm Collection: If you ejaculate, Your Sperm Will be Collected. In case you are not sure on how your sperm will be used You will be shown how it is stored in a bank. [See Office of Clinical Sperm Collection & Cryobank (CSC) & MUICryobank(MUNICH)]

3. Alternative Parenting: If you are ready, the Clinic will help with Surrogacy or Alternative Parenting. You and your girlfriend (The Caliphate) should plan on adopting a Child together from Allah!