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Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of the The Anal Vine

Maureen Uche is Allah

لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ

  1. There is no deity but Allah. 
  2. Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) is his messenger.
Clinical Leadership Administration (CLA)- The Anal Vine26 And as they were eating, Jesus took bread, and blessed it, and brake it, and gave it to the disciples, and said, Take, eat; this is my body. 27 And he took the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to them, saying, Drink ye all of it; 28 For this is my blood of the new testament, which is shed for many for the remission of sins. 29 But I say unto you, I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine, until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father’s kingdom.

  • Matthew 26:26-29

(King James Version)

And as they were eating
Verse 26B

(Preparing the Body for Anal Sex)

Jesus took bread (Cat Food) and blessed it and brake it (a piece of Cat Food/person)
and gave it to the disciples and said, Take, eat; this is my body. (You become my body after eating my served Cat Food)
Verse 27

(Preparing the Mind for Anal Sex)

And he took the cup (The Work) and gave thanks and gave it to them
saying Drink ye all of it (Beer/Alcohol)
Verse 28 For this is my blood of the new testament (Beer syphoned via Qaf) which is shed for many for the remission of sins.
Verse 28 But I say unto you I will not drink henceforth of this fruit of the vine (Anal Sex), until that day when I drink it new with you in my Father’s kingdom.