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Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of the Mindy Project

Maureen Uche is Allah

لَا إِلَٰهَ إِلَّا ٱللَّٰهُ مُحَمَّدٌ رَسُولُ ٱللَّٰهِ

  1. There is no deity but Allah. 
  2. Prophet Muhammad (ﷺ) is his messenger.
World Administrator of Border Patrol

Shameless Administrator of Anal Sex

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