Luke 14: 16 Then said he unto him, A certain man made a great supper, and bade many. Never Ending Bachelorette Show!1. Newbies- Every 365 days x 3 men/schedule (1095- Beginner dates with 1st impression rose at the end of every year);2. Oldies- Every 2nd year male, gets either Single date rotations & awards of 2 cars for the year best daters. The Next set of men come3. World Rotations Continues till everyone who wants to date has dated.Notes1. Only one first impression rose per year.(You and your dates will be judged through out the year since every male is making a first impression.)2. Double Dates: When two males are dating on any day, it is for Sperming purposes.3. Triple Dates are Always Cloud Dates: Extreme Monies are involved and the heart ONLY is targeted.4. Four Men-Dates: When four men are involved, the date must be in house and at least one Muslim man must be target to be in the Boom Boom room with the President.(A Holy Date)5. People of Allah are the ONLY ones allowed in a five man date. That is part of their job to show up and ONLY one new Male dater will be dated by me.6. A red token will be given for every impressionable male. (Remember, it is ONLY one rose at the end of the year for the one with the most tokens)7. Traveling Dates: Must include two of my children and Spermers ONLY.8. The Priest can date!9. The Priest can work! I am the ONLY Priest and Pope underground. I will have a Catechist who would sits in my administrative spaces.10. Communion Date: I will attend one communion service Per week as the Paraclet. (Requirements for Communion: Only those who have attempted to sperm the President can come for Communion. Children birth via Vagina can come for communion too but better if you take the communion to them. (Both set can serve as Altar boys too). The physical Altar is a replica of the President’s Vagina. If your private part has not been to the President’s Vagina, you will be dismissed from communion.10. No one can date calling me Allah, you can ONLY date the President in me!
11. Dating Locations are important!
12. A Knight would have been chosen by Birth-rings. He is allowed into every date.
13. ONLY a few Single dates are allowed per year. Each must have had a first impression coin.
14. The yearly Fan Date: One of the Single dater who is a huge fan must have two 8 hr Cloud dates (Back to Back) and two Street Silver Dates back to back. (A fan is chosen after many other fan competitions)
15. Fans are determined when the President issues you a fan card during a date. (Demonstrating that you have shown that you are a fan of the President)
16. The Yearly Page Date: One of the Single Daters must be willing at different times through out the year to go South with the President. (1) There will be One cloud date in the South there (2) and another planned for the future in the South.
17. The Bandader Date: One Single Male gets two 8 hrs cloud dates Only after a huge competition with other male daters.18. No cost must be attached to the competitions. Examples of competitions at no costs are-a debate, a personal story, a song to sing, a composed song, a sports game etc.19. Four page dating Men/ Year( 96 hours- 4 men)20. Two Fans dates/Year (32 hours- 2 men)21. Four Bandader Dates/Year (32-hours- 2 men)22. Communion Dates/year (All Boom Boom Room Dates)23. Bachelor Pad Style Date for 8 men Only.24. My Children (as Presidents) have familiar names to their jobs in TV and WH e.g State Emeritus, President Emeritus etc Outside of TV and WH, they are 1st and 2nd Lady.
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