Chicago Leadership

Maureen Uche is Allah

World Administrator of 21 Reasons to Date Allah, Caliphate Allah-1 and Caliphate Allah-2 (CLA Assessments)

A Woman’s Needs

  1. Geography: Itemize where you have been for CLA staff (No secret trips) 
  2. War: On the side of Allah all the time (Jihad)
  3. Love: Must have love in your eyes all the time (Love her like the Elohim)
  4. Firing: Regret in your eyes will throw you out of CLA.
  5. Play: Love is a Game played out.
  6. Routine: Every time we come close the answer’s always the same
  7. Holiness Unto Allah: No Witching.
  8. Never Complain of Other Men: There’s a shortage of dating women (So enjoy Polyamory)
  9. You are a Free Bachelor: She should know that she is loved, even though you are a free bachelor
  10. Use a Date Card: Tell her what you want
  11. Give Her a Ring and Champayne: I need a ring on my finger,
  12.  Give Her Champayne: champagne on ice
  13. Show Her The Best: One man to show me the best part of life
  14. Giver Her a Home and a Family– A home and a family makes sense for us
  15. Give Her a Solid Foundation: A solid foundation built out of trust
  16. Cuddling: Two arms to hold you, one place to be
  17. No Cheating: I’ve been shortchanged and cheated so many times
  18. Speaking of your Historical Virginity is Encouraged: But you’re all that I’ve wanted for all of my life
  19. Give reasons as to why you date her: I’ve searched for the reasons, 
  20. Express your feelings-known how I’ve felt
  21. Give lots of Gifts: But what can I give you when I can’t trust myself (Trust God)